do the bone dance connect your steps its skeletal
hell if youll pet a cat that shat it is pettiful
i have an iron skull i smoke a bowl my mind is metal full
my kettle tool is black the pot i smoke is crack its wonderful

my under wool keeps me warm in rare form my bones are glowing
im bashful masterful, last of all my epidermis is showing
im mowing the lawn cause your gone and my gnomes are growing
im flowing red ghosts at my most special place: a colon

you think flow grows on trees lol no yo
not at this show so go home yo ho
im a pirate thought id try it rhyme lies till you buy it
id fly a kite but im to high for my guy pit

hes a cupid angel lucid angles cut corners in my dreams
stanley steam clean bubble foams roams with bowling teams
lanes are shiney grimey ceilings find me i apply stolen creams
stay smooth to lose to dance dance revolu - sheeens

Chorus

Your mother's a horse, your mother's a horse
I'm the reason, BONEDANCE

do the bone dance prance in a field with boy george
organic energy is not your enemy drink a soy surge
roy g biv is my proud homosexual friend
he's always on the phone and perplexed by men

i flex what i spend i'm all about dat cash
i recorded this track on a 2008 dell about to crash
and i make a splash in the sea witch scene
i'm ursula, i'm mean bitch mean

i'm a fiend for just dance games on the wii
i see you through my scope as i camp inside a tree
check my samurai stance as we footsie dance dance
praise the sun as i harvest and plant plants

and i can't even be believin that i really can't even
hippie trash with clothes that clash it's steely dan season
and i'm the reason your mother got smashed and dashed by charlie sheen
watch me bust a move and groove to dance dance revolu - sheeens