illi

get scooped up by a seagull take me from this primal mess of a nation
we're governed by birdlaw, take me to my final destination
without hesitation, i trust in the stars
take me to space, scrape the rust off my bars

i'm free now, free to spit this hot lava ink
rescued by a robot as i watched my space ship sink
and i think it's for the best, towards the wild wild west
i don't understand humans, when they smile smile less

i got style style check, at the stylus bazaar
i can't stand the taste of a mild cigar
in a while, we're far from what's left of the planet
a gaping black hole, a split second of panic

and it's tantric, this feeling unending
feed me seaweed, my achilles' heel suspending
temporarily unstable, foretold by clairvoyant sources
tempora fried fable, my parents are horses

Chorus

Your mother's a horse, Your mother's a horse
I'm the reason, your parents divorced


pillz

yo! i can cook you some sushi
that is my design, raw and juicy
and tonight we dine, in a pizza hotel
it was built, upon the grounds of hell

watch us swell, inside that pizza belly
i like my peanutbutter with seedless jelly
leave us smelly when you vomit us out
over the moon, goes a comet and a cow

AND WE LAUGHED! LIKE A PACK OF LITTLE DOGGIES!
EATING UP OUR CEREAL BEFORE IT GETS BRITTLE AND SOGGY!
AND LOG ME OUT CAUSE I'M LEAVING THE PLANET
GOTTA GET OUT BEFORE WE'RE FREEZING TO FRAGMENTS

AND MAGIC! IS JUST UNEXPLAINED SCIENCE
LEAD ME ASTRAY UNDER TRAINED GUIDANCE
YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME ACT A FOOL!
UP IN SPACE, UP IN SPACE!

col. p

i am colon p but ya'll can call me master
i'm a no limit mp mana caster
i can breathe in space because i don't have lungs
one time i installed in my jaw 59 tounges

as i sung the song of a lonely space siren
then we stole the ship of a phoney space pirate
and he cried and cried so we took him along
made him swab his own deck and cook us some prawn

my poop turned neon orange, it was an elegant dump
oh wait, that was just president trump
we flushed him down the toilet with the rest of the planet
it was fun while it lasted but it's time to get blasted

off into space, adventure awaits
check the rear view, make sure my dentures are straight
see my smile sparkle, see my sparkle shine
stylus bazaar signing off, see you next time