yo its illithid im in sports illustrated
you know ive been berrated outdated from my town
i was found impregnanted, displayed inside a cow
i dont know just how this must sound to a crowded crowded crowd

peep the squid crown just chillin on my dome
i wish i had a beard just like a garden gnome
and i wanna go back home to my squid planet
the fish farmers panic when they find me they will can it

encase me in steel my face needs a meal
hate the taste of veal to me spam tastes real
im bizarro and brilliant making tens of millions
im chillin on your farm killin sheep by the billions

im willing to be copacetic i will make it unexpected
when i take your farm over i will not regret it
so check my delivery a squid you consider me
i'd bang judy jetson then youd imprison me

CHORUS

your mother's a sheep, your mother's a sheep
i'm the reason your farm features a creep

PILLZ

YO ITS PILLZ! IM A KILL THIS TRACK
EVERYTHING I DO IS DEVOID OF TACT
ITS A FACT THAT I FAP MY LITTLE DOUGHY WEINER
WHEN I SEEN HER ON 4CHAN IT BRIGHTENED MY DEMEANOR

AND I MEAN YOUR MOTHER JESUS BROTHER SHES A LOVELY GIRL
SHES A BARNYARD ANIMAL ITS A MAGICAL WORLD
WITH MY LITTLE DOUGHY WENIER SHEEP SEX COULNDNT BE CLEANER
SHES STD FREE LIKE SCHAFFER THE DELETER

AN ERASER OF WORLDS HES COMPLACENT AND COLD
HE WILL FACE HER TEN FOLD HE TASTES LIKE BLACK MOLD
HE'S A FEATURE CREEP IM A CREATURE CALLED P
WHEN I SEE YOUR FLOCK OF SHEEP ILL BE BALLS DEEP

AND I DONT MEAN TO BE SUCH A NASTY BOY
WHEN I WAS A KID I NAMED MY PEEPEE ELROY
WHEN I WATCHED THE JETSONS I ALWAYS FELT COZY
THE PILLSBURY ANDROID YOU KNOW ID SCREW ROSIE

colon p

yo it's colon p i love freedom cause it's free
a 5 finger discount amounts to something cheap
because freedom is weak and so is obama
one time at a party i made out with madonna

i pooped in a sauna and then things got hot
one time i gave a sponge bath to mc frontalot
i cum a lot during alien sex
i smoked some pot with damien hess

it was the best he thought i was keen
he should have seen what was inside my jeans
it's a vagina and it is bizarro
that means its a penis the size of a rhino

and i know im the feature creep
at my college im the teacher of the week
and i smell like asshole im fidel castro
if i was a jetson id totally bang astro