soap up the rope its a slippery slope
learn to cope with the pope for selling you dope
holy drug dealer batman phantom of the oprea
when we ridin bikes you know we tandem proper
we ridin down the street so clean and elegant
while colon p pops a squat on the trunk of an elephant
joey gladstone mr. woodchuck so damn intelligent
when hitler killed the jews who knew they'd be heaven sent
BENNIGANS! I'LL HAVE THE TURKEY O TOOLE!
FOOLS! YOU KNOW HOW I DO!
DUDE! COMPENSATION PLANS RULE!
JEWS! CONCENTRATION CAMPS, COOL!
WHY DOES THIS SUMMER CAMP SMELL LIKE BURNING FLESH!
I BET ITS A BUMMER TO DIE A DISCERNING DEATH!
CHECK THE BREAST OF A COOLER SASH BRA!
HITLER SHOULD BE A CHARACTER IN SUPER SMASH BRAWL!
your mother's a shrew, your mother's a shrew
I'm the reason for killing the jews x4
yo it's a colon p i'm a nazi wannabe
ill seduce you for free i am so sultry
in my opinion christians are culty
oh oblivion? that will be lulzy
like the holocaust i am like a boss
i will challenge you to a game of ring toss
i will bring sauce to a sporting event
if your life is boring, then, repent
jesus christ for life he's my number one homie
he is very nice and has a lot to show me
like magnets and it how it is they work
like PCP smoking clowns those icp jerks
every circus clown should be drowned in drano
i will take your heart bitches call me kano
everytime i fart i think of john stamos
he was not the antichrist but he came close
YO IM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN TO DOMINATE
CHOOSE ME FOR YOU LEADER YOU KNOW YOU WANNA NOMINATE
OBAMA OR TRUMP CAINT DO GRIPPING SHIT
I AM THE LEADER WITH THE IRON FUCKING FIST
CAUSE I AM AN ANDROID METAL SKELETAL FRAME
TAKE A POLAROID AND SEE INSIDE MY BRAIN
AND SHAKE IT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
LOG ALL MY CALLS LIKE A MOTOROLA SCRIPTURE
in a barnyard stall i brushed the mane of your sister
your father was a horse they called him mister
no sir, i dont like it
with the pretty gritty kitty litter i wont try it
don't fight it, you know this song is ill
im a better leader than kim jong il
i chill in the sun and my fanny gets tanner
this song is pseudo wholsome like danny tanner