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hi my name is hi my name is hi my name is
illithid baby
i got gravy in the front seat and a trunk stuffed with lunch meat
watch me drive by as i'm sippin on the sun screen

i come clean as i bang a maid in a confessional booth
i know what she had for lunch, i'm an intestinal sleuth
an impregnable dude, i've never been kidnapped
i like intelligent food, kim ung-yong bibimbapped

i got sim slapped with a meaty yoga arm
i got a bunch of roman dudes at my dreamy toga farm
when in rome, do as the roman dudes
one time i got high and thought what if gary coleman grew?

ooooohhh whoa now i know kung fu
i like french kisses cause they taste like tongue stew
i like stench pisses cause they smell like asparagus
just wait in the car because you'll embarrass us

your mother's a whale, your mother's a whale
i'm the reason you're going to jail x 4

yo i'm chillin with divorcees in palm tree weather
i love me a horsey but like your mommy even better
tie my tentacles to a pole and play a game of tether ball
flog me pour on the hot wax and shop at the leather mall

and you better call saul sashimi get steamy in the sauna
i'm looking dreamy in the conga line leave me for the stronger guy
with knee highs and no panty lines i can't breathe right in longer lines
i binge watch michael j fox in family ties

i'm a family guy no peter griffin hey listen i'm mad annoying
i can't sleep or count sheep cause your dad is snoring
got a hook for a hand, i am the candy man
go home and, be a family man

check my flat top and biceps star spangled tattoos
cash crops and mic checks sonic boom blast you
and cast you in the corner start the corner pressure
don't call me jigsaw hell naw i can torture better



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Stylus Bazaar Atlanta, Georgia

Just your friendly neighborhood rap group consisting of two robots and a squidman. Nothing to see here, move along.

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