Name: Your Mother is the Saddest Trombone (Alex Jones Phone)
Duration: P00H03M00S
Description: WHAT IS AT THE CENTER OF ALEX JONES' PHONE??? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

Your Mother is the Saddest Trombone (Alex Jones Phone)

by Stylus Bazaar

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WHAT IS AT THE CENTER OF ALEX JONES' PHONE??? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

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Saddest trombone season let me know all the reasons
Think it’s fair just commit all the wrong treasons
Treacherous to be scared of us
We just a bunch of sheep in red clothing sus
Breath holding butt cheeks wretched clench
Serve me some bull poo breakfast in bed
Distressed by feds and their no knock search
Marilyn Monroe blow up those cloth skirts
I know my worth real eyes realize real lies
Gang bang burger with a side of fries and five guys
Taste tang at the high dive in the NASA training station
Got more polygons than a thong in a PlayStation

Your mother’s the saddest trombone
I’m the reason she’s in Alex Jones’ phone

Saddest trombone raddest boner pillz on the market
Saddam Hussein fantastic insane still farted
Still get carded at the fish market
A sushi chef dressed flame retardant
I spit fire like Godzilla in panic mode
I’m a sick liar like a covid rich Alex Jones
Drink soda for hours in prison a lot
Get sneaky in showers with insulin shots
Alex Jones pretends to get sweaty and nervous
He moans and bends over completely on purpose
He rehearsed this he’s never been more ready
Lady and the Tramp your mother’s spaghetti

Your mother’s the saddest trombone
I’m the reason she’s in Alex Jones’ phone

Saddest trombone little do you know
It creeps up and breeds pups in a motor home
I’m David the gnome the new host of infowars
Pollen from the forest makes my lymph nodes swole
Out of control like a nation on fire fam
Witness protection vacation to choir camp
Inspire man to buy a weapon
The Bush administration nine eleven
The election was totally rigged
Eat berries and twigs wear fig newtons as wigs
Ask the pigs to quit their day jobs
Defund the police and kiss the gay frogs

Your mother’s the saddest trombone
I’m the reason she’s in Alex Jones’ phone
Your mother’s the saddest trombone
I’m the reason she’s in Alex Jones’ phone

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released August 15, 2022
produced by m. sweeney

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