ILLI

bust out the tide pods it's time for thanksgiving
nothing on this planet seems to be currently living
am i missing something? why is nothing here?
i'm already bored, did we bring any beer?

who wants to spend thanksgiving with nothing to eat
this planet is empty why am i not munching on some meat
take a seat oh wait there's not a dining room table
this planet is garbage i'm only finding loose cables

and there's nothing at all to hook them up to
if we find us some turkeys i'll cook them up good
but there's no wood or trees no way to start a fire
my subscription to netflix has just expired

but it doesn't matter because there is no internet
it's cold as hell and it's not even winter yet
and yeah i know that's an oxy moron
my mighty morphin communicator is breaking up you lost me zordon


your mother's a turkey, your mother's a turkey
i'm reason you taste like beef jerky

PILLZ


IT'S THE PLANET OF THE APES I CAME TO PET MONKEYS
I JUST JUMPED OUT THE SPACESHIP ON A WET BUNGEE
AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE FORTY FAT DUDES
THIS PLANET HAS NOTHING BUT TURKEY STATUES

IT'S JUST A TEASE THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE POWER UPS
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FLOWERS THEY JUST HAVE FLOWER CUPS
IT'S OKAY I DON'T EVEN LIKE POTTED PLANTS
I JUST DRANK WATER AND THEN COUGHED UP SAND

I THINK THIS PLANET IS MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
WORST THANKS GIVING EVER, IT IS VERY BAD!
WHERE'S MY DAD!? I'M YOUR SON, GODDDD!
HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP, HE ONLY HAD ONE JOB

LETS GO HOME THIS PLANET IS MAD BORING
LETS GO BACK AND TELL OUR SAD STORY
THIS PLANET SMELLS WEIRD IT'S GETTING FUNKY
I COULD BE HOME PETTING A MONKEY


your mother's a turkey, your mother's a turkey
i'm reason you taste like beef jerky


COL. P

I love this planet it is totally rad
there is nothing here and i'm not even mad
our radio doesn't work we can't pick up any stations
this planet has such a beautiful sense of isolation

i love the atmosphere i'm ready for exploration
there is nothing here, this is entertainment!
let's spend more time, looking at a map
don't you dare say this is kind of wack

because i have important things to do something cool
like spending 50 hours to find some jumping boots
walk in circles to the same room 50 times
when they find out i'm a woman it will be such a surprise!

because only guys are good at exploring space
but thanksgiving is the day i'll rub it in your face!
i'll beat the final boss and escape this planet of evil
make everyone wait 50 years for the sequel!


your mother's a turkey, your mother's a turkey
i'm reason you taste like beef jerky


what's happening? what's happening?
what's happening? what's happening?

thanksgiving is happening! that's what!

rock over london, rock on chicago
step into a slim jim!

what's happening?